seigyoku-wolf

A/N: I always read stories where Deidara absolutely hates being mistaken for a woman. Here, he just laughs at it, and of course, takes advantage of the confusion. o.o.o.o.o Deidara, many people agreed, could easily be mistaken for a girl. Until he spoke, he often was. Even after he opened his mouth and gabbed, people commented on the pretty, if flat-chested, young girl that was standing by the ugly old man in the Akatsuki cloak. Most of the Akatsuki, excepting Sasori, avoided mentioning it in fear that Deidara would blow up at them, or barring that, would simply blow something up. The reasons Sasori was allowed to comment on it were simple